Welcome
Welcome to my nightmares.

After Livejournal began following the road of the Austria-Hungary Empire into slow, slow collapse a number of us moved here. Although uninteresting rants about work, health, family, and roleplays remain on that journal until its inevitable deletion, fics were and are slowly moving here.

Consider this a table of contents.

Follow the cuts to your piece of choice.

Invader Zim

Beauty of the Beast
Rating: R
Chapters:
The Man
The Change
The Monster
The Decision

Blood Rite
Sequel to Beauty of the Beast
Rating: NC17
Porn warning, incest, bestiality, rape warning

Origins
Rating: NC17
Porn warning, mpreg warning
Chapters:
The Idea
The First Trimester
The Second Trimester
And the World Will Know...
Epilogue

Nonfiction

Untitled Essay
Essay
Subject: Zombies

Biology and Evolution of the Female Orgasm
Essay
Subject: Female Physiology, Orgasms

Legend of the Nap-Bringer
Urban Legend
Subject: Grad Students, Burritos

Role Playing Games

Spell Failure
Game: Amity Slash Role Play
Rating: NC17
Porn warning, dubious consent, character fiction

One Little Mistake
Game: Amity Slash Role Play
Rating: PG
Character fiction

Shadowrun Character Concepts
Game: Shadowrun
Character concepts

Cynthia
Game: new World of Darkness, Changing Breeds
Character background

Eneldalie
Game: Shadowrun
Magic tradition

Eneldarinwa
Game: Shadowrun
Magic history

Danny Phantom

Academic Nightmare
Rating: PG13

Goodbye Kiss
Rating: NC17
Porn warning, drunken fumbling

Truce?
Rating: G

Keepers and Investigators
Rating: NC17
Detailed warnings in the first chapter
Chapters:
First Session
The Haunting
The Last of Joy
Where Satan Fell
Terrible Head
Dead Man Stomp
Intermission
Ghost Net
The Horrible Secret of Monhegan Island: Innsmouth (rape warning)
The Horrible Secret of Monhegan Island: Bangor
The Horrible Secret of Monhegan Island: Bristol
The Horrible Secret of Monhegan Island: Monhegan Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Endgame

Apprentice of the Sixth Age
Sequel to Keepers and Investigators
Rating: NC17
Detailed warnings in the first chapter
Chapters:
Prologue
Trial by Fire
The Return of Cthulhu
Training
TGIF
Giving Thanks
Interlude
Descent
Fungus
Crescendo
Fortissimo
Finale

Sacrifice
Sequel to Apprentice of the Sixth Age
Rating: R

Fading
Rating: PG

Untitled
Rating: R
Death warning

And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth
Rating: hard R
Episode related: Urban Jungle

And the Children Shall Lead
Sequel to And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth
Rating: hard R
Episode related: Urban Jungle
Awakening
Control
Uncontrolled
Sprout

Smallville

Broken Link
Rating: PG
CLFF 6th Wave

Amalgam
Rating: G

Dustbunny
Rating: PG

Fading
Rating: PG13
Episode related: Shattered

Conspiracy Theory
Rating: R
CLFF 5th Wave

Raven's Revenge
Rating: PG

Trial By Media
Rating: PG13
Episode related

Teacher's Pet
Sequel to Trial By Media
Rating: PG13
Episode related
CLFF

Prison Sex
Rating: NC17
Porn warning

Eyes
Rating: NC17
Porn warning, written for a bet

Hub 381
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Rating: NC17
Porn warning
CLFF 3rd Wave

Landing
Sequel to Hub 381
Rating: NC17
Porn warning

Demon Rising
Rating: R
Halloween fic

Stargate Atlantis

untitled fanfic
Rating: PG
Episode related

Stargate Atlantis: Shadows Over Atlantis

Scenes from Miskatonic
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: Varies
Chapters:
Anthropology 101
Psychology 110

With Pressure Comes Change
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: R
Episode related: Grace Under Pressure

Lusty Seas
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: PG
Season 4

Sitting in a Tin Can
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: PG
Episode related: Midway

Open Secrets
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: R
Episode related: Season 5
Also: I have fanart for this story drawn by the talented Korilian! Shadow Over Atlantis
Chapters:
John Sheppard
Ronon Dex
Steven Caldwell
Teyla Emmagan
Jeannie Miller
Atlantis
Epilogue

Truth is Stranger...
The Shadow Over Atlantis
Rating: PG

House MD

Death or Something Like It
Rating: PG13
Prologue
Red Sauce
Differentials
Hunger
Pleading
Rationalizing + Epilogue

Heritage
House MD / Sherlock Holmes crossover
Rating: G
The Doyle Problem

Snacking
Sequel to Death or Something Like It
Rating: R
Episode related: The Tyrant, Teamwork

Fantasies
Rating: PG
Episode related: Help Me

Other Fandoms

The Lost Cases
Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Varies
The Unwanted Suitor

Dr. Viper's Girl
Swat Kats
Rating: PG13
Mutation City
Collateral Damage
Exile
That Which is Necessary
Episode related: Mutation City

Nothing makes you feel more like a goddess than to be lounging on the couch while your pet kneels on the floor next to you, thanking you for your mercy and your guidance.

These are relevant to my interests:

Cthulhu is Not Cute by Eric Davis, HiLobrow
Essay on the chibi-fication of Great Cthulhu

Abberline by Jerrath92, ff.net
After watching the Wolfman remake I needed to know what happened to Abberline. This is the only story I've found to answer that in a satisfactory manner. It is a WIP.

Happily Stuck in Time and Space from the Journal of Improbable Research
Something to make you awe.

The Last Ring-bearer by Dr. Kirill Yeskov, livejournal
A re-thinking of Tolkein's Arda.

My ff.net profile
I finally caved and started posting to ff.net. Contains fic not posted here.