La Chatte Noire's Journal

Friday, December 21, 2012

5:52PM - Welcome

Welcome to my nightmares.

After Livejournal began following the road of the Austria-Hungary Empire into slow, slow collapse a number of us moved here. Although uninteresting rants about work, health, family, and roleplays remain on that journal until its inevitable deletion, fics were and are slowly moving here.

Consider this a table of contents.

Follow the cuts to your piece of choice.

Invader Zim )

Nonfiction )

Role Playing Games )

Danny Phantom )

Smallville )

Stargate Atlantis )

House MD )

Other Fandoms )

Nothing makes you feel more like a goddess than to be lounging on the couch while your pet kneels on the floor next to you, thanking you for your mercy and your guidance.

Links )

Monday, September 6, 2010

11:34AM - Eneldarinwa

Magical pseudohistory of the Eneldalie. Have you heard the word of Tolkein?

Short history )

11:29AM - Eneldalie

Magic tradition for Shadowrun. Have you heard the word of Tolkein?

Eneldalie (Quenya: [people] of the Eldar)
Concept: In the beginning the Valar created Arda and warred with Morgoth for its control. Their servants are the Maiar, spirits of creation who aid the Eneldalie through gifts of magic.
Combat: Beast
Detection: Guidance
Health: Air
Illusion: Water
Manipulation: Task
Drain: Willpower + Charisma
With the Rings of Power destroyed the Valar decided it wisest to maintain for those elves remaining in Middle Earth access to the magics of creation and alliances with the Maiar.
As magic became widespread in the fourth age it became split into different branches based on its usage. Nimgul, or white magic, is the magic of healing. It covers most health spells. Morgul, or black magic, is the magic of destruction. It covers negative health spells, and direct-damage spells such as manabolt or stunball. The magic of illusion is called luingul or mithgul, blue magic or grey magic, depending on the usage of these spells. Celebgul, or silver magic, is the magic of divination. Carnegul, red magic, covers the magic of creation. It covers elemental damage spells as well as most manipulation spells.
An Eneldalie focuses their study on one of the six branches of magic, occasionally dabbling in other branches as well. Leaving one branch to focus on another is difficult as the old focus must be completely abandoned before a new focus may be chosen. This may be accomplished through years of meditation or through an Ordeal.

11:14AM - Character Background: Cynthia

Cynthia was a were-raccoon played in a New World of Darkness game from August 2009 to October 2009. I didn't go nearly as far with this character as I would have liked given that gaming group broke down into petty arguing and childish PvP.

Cynthia was... shall we say on the verge of losing her grip on humanity. She'd picked up a speech issue where she added three more verbs per verb usage than necessary. Her goal in the game was to make the uptight werewolf chase his own tail in frustration.

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Cynthia )

11:03AM - Dr. Viper's Girl (4/?)

Title: Dr. Viper's Girl (4/?)
Chapter Title: That Which is Necessary
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: Swat Kats
Swat Kats belongs to Hanna Barbera and it's partners

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This story is an idea that's been bouncing around my head for about a decade. Warnings for a sanitized description of Stockholm Syndrome.

This story was written June 2010. It has been edited.

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That Which is Necessary )

10:57AM - Dr. Viper's Girl (3/?)

Title: Dr. Viper's Girl (3/?)
Chapter Title: Exile
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: Swat Kats
Swat Kats belongs to Hanna Barbera and it's partners

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This story is an idea that's been bouncing around my head for about a decade. Warnings for a sanitized description of Stockholm Syndrome.

This story was written April 2010. It has been edited.

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Exile )

10:50AM - Dr. Viper's Girl (2/?)

Title: Dr. Viper's Girl (2/?)
Chapter Title: Collateral Damage
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: Swat Kats
Swat Kats belongs to Hanna Barbera and it's partners

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This story is an idea that's been bouncing around my head for about a decade.

This story was written March 2010. It has been edited.

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Collateral Damage )

10:40AM - Dr. Viper's Girl (1/?)

Title: Dr. Viper's Girl (1/?)
Chapter Title: Mutation City
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: Swat Kats
Swat Kats belongs to Hanna Barbera and it's partners

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This story is an idea that's been bouncing around my head for about a decade.

This story was written March 2010. It has been edited.

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Mutation City )

Thursday, July 15, 2010

12:25AM - Fantasties

Title: Fantasies
Rated: PG
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Fandom: House MD
House MD belongs to Bad Hat Harry productions and its partners.

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This story is a short vignette after the curtain fell on the end of the Season 6 finale. It contains reference to the fifth season.

This story was written just now. It has been edited.

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Fantasies )

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

3:41PM - Truth is Stranger...

Title: Truth is Stranger...
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Stargate Atlantis belongs to SciFi and MGM. Lovecraft's works are public domain.

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Jeannie Miller took her brother's advice out of cowardice. She just couldn't tell her husband. Maybe if she took the family to Miskatonic University she wouldn't have to.

This is a direct sequel to Chapter 5 of 'Open Secrets'. It was written just now. It has been edited. Crossover with the Mythos.

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Truth is Stranger... )

Monday, April 26, 2010

10:05PM - And the Children Shall Lead (4/4)

Title: And the Children Shall Lead
Chapter Title: Sprout
Rated: hard R
Pairing: none
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom belongs to Nickelodeon and its associates.

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This story is a dark fantasy involving vampirism, vore, blood, evil, and death. Emphasis on dark. It is a sequel to And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth.

It was written the middle of 2007.

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Sprout )

Current music: Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden

9:49PM - And the Children Shall Lead (3/4)

Title: And the Children Shall Lead
Chapter Title: Uncontrolled
Rated: hard R
Pairing: none
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom belongs to Nickelodeon and its associates.

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This story is a dark fantasy involving vampirism, vore, blood, evil, and death. Emphasis on dark. It is a sequel to And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth.

It was written the middle of 2007.

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Uncontrolled )

Current mood: indescribable
Current music: Judas Be My Guide by Iron Maiden

9:33PM - And the Children Shall Lead (2/4)

Title: And the Children Shall Lead
Chapter Title: Control
Rated: hard R
Pairing: Jack/Maddie
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom belongs to Nickelodeon and its associates.

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This story is a dark fantasy involving vampirism, vore, blood, evil, and death. Emphasis on dark. It is a sequel to And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth.

It was written the middle of 2007.

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Control )

Current music: wolfenstein

5:41PM - And the Children Shall Lead (1/4)

Title: And the Children Shall Lead
Chapter Title: Awakening
Rated: hard R
Pairing: none
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom belongs to Nickelodeon and its associates.

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This story is a dark fantasy involving vampirism, vore, blood, evil, and death. Emphasis on dark. It is a sequel to And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth.

It was written the middle of 2007.

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Awakening )

Current mood: groggy

4:23PM - And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth

Title: And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth
Rated: hard R
Pairing: Sam/Undergrowth
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom belongs to Nickelodeon and its associates.

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This story is a cut scene from the episode Urban Jungle. It contains teen pregnancy, inplied plant-sex, and a blurring of the lines between good and evil.

It was written late 2006.

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And the Children Shall Inherit the Earth )

Current mood: headachy

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

9:00PM - Snacking

Title: Snacking
Rated: hard R
Pairing: Wilson/Chase
Fandom: House MD
House MD belongs to Bad Hat Harry productions and its partners.

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This story is an AU missing scene from episode 6x08 Teamwork. It ties the AU back into canon in my stereotypically round-about way. It was written March 2010 and has been edited.

This story borders on non-con. It is not a rape-fic. It has a prequel, Death or Something Like It.

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Snacking )

Current mood: amused
Current music: the disappointed failure of someone else's casual sex

8:23PM - Death or Something Like It (6/6)

Title: Death or Something Like It
Chapter Titles: Rationalizing + Epilogue
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: House MD
House MD belongs to Bad Hat Harry productions and its partners.

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This was written in response to listening to far too much HIM. It's like vampire rock. This was written just now.

This vampire story can be blamed on the fact that Wilson's actor, Robert Sean Leonard, had his debut in an '80s vampire film My Best Friend is a Vampire. It is a hilarious movie in which young Wilson played an obscenely cute vampire-ling.

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Rationalizing )

Current music: someone else's casual sex

Friday, March 5, 2010

12:53AM - Heritage

Title: The Doyle Problem
Rated: G
Pairing: none
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes / House MD crossover
Sherlock Holmes belongs to the Doyle estate. House MD belongs to belongs to Bad Hat Harry productions and its partners.

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A completely non-supernatural story! No Mythos, no vampires, no nothing. Instead more of a what if...

This is not truly a stand-alone story nor is it a chapter in one. It's the first piece of a connected series of shorter stories

This was written just now. It has been edited.

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The Doyle Problem )

Current mood: naughty
Current music: HIM - Salt in Our Wounds, Thulsa Doom version

Friday, February 26, 2010

5:09PM - The Unwanted Suitor

Title: The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes
Chapter Title: The Unwanted Suitor
Rated: PG
Pairing: Holmes/Watson preslash
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes belongs to the Doyle estate.

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I admit this was not my idea first. I was struck with this idea upon reading an incomplete set of notes by Cress, located here: dressmaking. I definitely recommend her works and her archive to anyone looking for better-written Sherlock Holmes slash than this paltry offering.

This is my first attempt at writing a Sherlock Holmes mystery and I admit I floundered on the mystery part of it. This is also my first attempt at writing in a proper Victorian manner; it's very similar to my own writing style in the demanded usage of run-on sentences and pompous dialogue. It was written last night and has been edited.

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The Unwanted Suitor )

Current mood: accomplished

Saturday, February 6, 2010

3:51AM - Death or Something Like It (5/6)

Title: Death or Something Like It
Chapter Title: Pleading
Rated: PG13
Pairing: none
Fandom: House MD
House MD belongs to Bad Hat Harry productions and its partners.

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This was written in response to listening to far too much HIM. It's like vampire rock. This was written just now.

This vampire story can be blamed on the fact that Wilson's actor, Robert Sean Leonard, had his debut in an '80s vampire film My Best Friend is a Vampire. It is a hilarious movie in which young Wilson played an obscenely cute vampire-ling.

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Pleading )

Current mood: lethargic
Current music: HIM - Path

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